Beat up jokes

There's nothing else that can beat up dog.

What's up, dog?

Just my depression!

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?

Mashed potatoes.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.