Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
Susie was in her mother's room one night. As her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse, her boobs plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will i get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few year's. Her mother told susie to find her father and say goodnight. So susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering . Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, he said susie would get it after her mother went to bed .
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Why was goofy in the bathroom he was goofing off
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
