What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Baseball Jokes
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
