Baseball

Baseball Jokes

Orphan

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Weapon

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Copycat

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Ball

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

Bat

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”