y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
I miss playing baseball
China should be a baseball team
Baseball is awesome 😎
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
What is baseball ⚾️
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I did a walk today but it was good for me and my car and a walk today
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
