Baseball Game jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why didn鈥檛 the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can鈥檛 run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why couldn鈥檛 the orphan play baseball?
He couldn鈥檛 get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can鈥檛 orphans play baseball? Because they can鈥檛 find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.