Barcodes jokes

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.