Bale jokes

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

bals

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).