Bale jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I stole one's balls.