Bale jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

I stole one's balls.

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.