Bale jokes

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.