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Ball

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  • Balloon

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    "Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

    (Later)

    "Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"

    Baseball

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    At baseball practice...

    "Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

    "No, but I got two right here."

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