Bal jokes

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

bals

Baal jharne ke upay?

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."

Ball so hard! 😂🤣