Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
My son
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.