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School shooting

  • A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

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  • This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

    *Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

    Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

    Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

    Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

    Wife: "First go bat… Read more