Avocado jokes

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.