Aviation accident jokes

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."