Aviation accident jokes

Pilot

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

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  • Kid

    Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

    Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

    Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

    Pilot

    "9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

    911

    You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

    One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

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  • Pilot

    pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

    passengers: *start freaking out*

    pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

    passengers: *sigh with relief*

    pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

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  • Plane

    What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

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