Aviation accident jokes
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.