Aviation accident jokes

Pilot

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

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  • Kid

    Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

    Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

    Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

    Pilot

    "9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."