Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Autistic Person Jokes
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!