Autistic person jokes
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.