Autistic person jokes

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!