There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
