Autistic kid jokes
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism