Atrocity jokes
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
He wasn't that bad.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Community talk
www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more
Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.
[Mid-Fight]
The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more