Atrocity jokes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
He wasn't that bad.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Never forget the Holodomor
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Community talk
www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more
Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.
[Mid-Fight]
The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more