Astrophysics jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.