If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
i like uranus
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)