Ball jokes jokes

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."