Arson

Arson Jokes

Boy

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

Fire

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Kid

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Orphanage

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Child

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Guy

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

Orphanage

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Fire

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"