Arson jokes

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"