Arnold jokes
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."