Arnold jokes

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."