Arnold jokes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
