Arnold jokes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
