Are jokes
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Memes
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.