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I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
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Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."