Are jokes

Like if you are scared of Covid-19.

How many cats are in the human body?

None, unless you're Asian.

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

Americans are fat.

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."