Are jokes
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Memes
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"