Are jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Iβm sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
The best part about Poland π΅π± is that the police lights are different.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Memes
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "Iβm really sick. I wonβt be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, Iβm in bed with my sister!"
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why canβt baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.