Are jokes
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Memes
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.