Are jokes
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"