Are jokes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

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I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

'Cause they can’t get home.

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.