Are jokes

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"