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I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What are an orphan's least favorite shows?

"Full House" and "Fuller House."

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Orphans are lonely.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.