Are jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Memes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?