Arabia jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

what is the fastest country? iran.