Arabia jokes
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend. She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.