Apron jokes

If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.

What is a suicidal horny person's job?

A butcher.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?