Application jokes

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

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I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."