Application jokes

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.