Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
