Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
what is thanosis fravrete app on his phone
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
