Apology letter jokes

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.