Apology Letter Jokes

Yo mama

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Condom

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

...

I guess her rubber broke too.

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.