Anything jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."