Anthem jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
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