Anthem jokes
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
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