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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding