Ankle

Ankle Jokes

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

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What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.