Animal cruelty jokes

Baby

7 years ago

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

Memes

Student

3 months ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Animal cruelty memes

Decapitation

6 years ago

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Owl

4 years ago

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.