The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Animal Cruelty Jokes
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
