Kuromi's Introduction

Bro run you don’t got ONE FUCKING CHANCE HERE

This is the most retarded shit I have ever seen

what the fuck is catgender

Furries?

We will rip you in half and shove you in a blender, you will not survive

aint no way your pronoun is meow

And then wade will fuck the course as he’s a necrophile

I’ll burn it first

And explode it with 56 grenades

Then fuck the air

ummmmm fym fuck the air

I mean what I meant

Wade you do that already no need for extra effort

LMAO

I will legitimately fuck. the. air.

I get tons of practice

the air is all around us though how would you ;-;

Ten bucks says you can’t make it deep throat your further than I can deepthroat a drumstick

Watch me

ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

that is a visual i do not want to see

Hiii

hi sooploosh

I welcome u here Kuromi forever!

This is gonna be fucking awesome

nuh uh they already said they dont care

It’s just wade thrashing his micropenis viciously in the air

Let’s see it then

thats exactly what i do not want to encounter

You want like a video?

Fair

yuh

Just see a tiny knife attacking the air

Not really…?but I just wanted to have the last word

;-;

HAHA! What?

I don't care how much you all hate on me.

You don’t belong here, go whine about having your first period

Hey good entertainment is expensive and I can get shitty entertainment from wade all day

I actually like it when ppl here r mean to me bc I like upsetting ppl I have no respect here

No.

What the fuck?

You’re an abomination, a freak of nature

That sounds fucking awesome

Is that what your boyfriend said after he dumped you wade?

can I be a freak of nature??

lol

Wade may I be a freak of nature too

WAIT I WANNA BE ONE TOO

Toast dumped me? :(

aw man, good thing i removed toast x wade from my bio a couple days ago

Wade did u feel cheated on when Toast was asking me for thigh pics

Yea he never really loved you. You were too bad at reverse cowgirl

He likes your clothes not your legs

why was toast doing that lol

He likes my legs but on a female body

Idfk man lmao

toast is a strange fellow

wade can I be a freak of nature too

Sure

GYAOOOOON

sooploosh were all freaks of nature

Wade why are you being strangely kind to us?

thats why wje exists

My idol is a freak of nature so like

yay

I support this person tho so like

Plus Soop stopped posting thigh pics

my idol is ummm nvm

yeh that got kinda weird

My Idol likely could urs in a fight

Support them all you wsnt, just know I’ll be there to insult the shit out of them

since its Godzilla

yeah well my idol has like a shit ton of fans and he can sing

My idol is Jesus, so I win

Yea Wade you’re just a big fruit bowl

Godzilla could easily solo jesus tbh

very original

Ran off to it’s litter box

Lmao

True though

It is tho

Can Confirm

Does my gender affect you guys that much? WHY

I mean people take it too far, there’s gay, then you go to trans, then you go to a FUCKING CAT

We’re mean…and bored…and then and then there’s wade who’s his own breed

Catgender?

im sorry i support gay rights but i do not support someone thinking their gender is a cat

That’s the most retarded bullshit I have ever seen

I support neither.

Both are hedonistic deviancy.

im straight, my best friend is gay so i support it

Wade stfu you talk about your sex with Jake all the time

It’s great that I get on and this is the first damn thing I see

Albert Wesker?

Yes

who is albert wesker

Resident Evil

ok

i will google it

bro sigma

I thought you was fancy terminator

Jake talks about HAVING sex all the time

Yea with you

…I can’t unsee it..WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Albert Wesker is the leader of S.T.A.R.S. in Resident Evil

Yes

albert wesker has w rizz

Toast is the Hunk guy

He became a comic book villain in Resident Evil 5, though.

Yeah

YOU ARE FANCY TERMINATOR LIVE WITH IT

He is one of my mains in MvC3

wait resident evil is a video game???

Yes

oh ok

Yes and one of the best survival horror

idk i dont know it my brother probably plays it tho

There’s movies too right?

Bye Bye i need to shower

bye bye sooploosh

They're not worth watching in my opinion.

Not the live action ones.

All wade does is cocaine play video games and gay sex so he’s usually talking about one of those things

Yeah

The CGI ones are fine.

lmao

Bye sooo

But true

Yea

i only play mario kart ;-;

My library right now.

Dude that’s awesome

Mario Kart is awesome

RE1 and RE4 crash on my computer though, due to lack of GPU.

Damn that sucks

It saddens me because RE1 is my favorite video game of all time.

Same except for me it’s sonic on the Sega genesis

I gotta play it

Oh the old stuff, niiice

my parents are mad at my brother right now cuz he streams on twitch and doesnt have a job he streams mortal kombat

Does he get paid at least?

i think a bit hes not that popular

We

I only like old video games and a little red dead

Well at least he gets some money

yeah

You can’t beat the old stuff

Facts

Agreed. Why pay for new, low-quality video games when you can play old, high quality video games for free on an emulator.

Exactly

true

We can’t hate it if it’s not here

No, don't give it attention.

That's what it wants.

Oh true

That’s fair

maybe theyll appear soon

Idk

It’s taking a long time to use the litter box

they prob ran away cuz theyre probably like 7 on their moms ipad ;-;

Speaking of Terminator I present to you the Turdinator.

I LOVE IT

Thank you. It's not finished quite yet.

That’s awesome lol

nice

It probably got confused about its gender again

iM dOgGeNdEr nOw

I identify as a calculator

i identify as ur mom

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a troll, but odds are it isn’t

Oh God. A fagtard.

Probably from bp or some shit

bp is wild

I’m Attack/Helicopter.

Most likely

Another bonus drawing I abandoned early.

omg that looks so cool

Damn that’s pretty cool

ITS SO GOOD

Thanks.

Get your ass out of here, retard.

how are you that good at drawing

Okay. /:

It’s still using the litter box

lol

Not you.

I am better at drawing on paper.

I know, LOL.

It’s coughing up a fucking hair ball

i can only draw myself ;-;

It’s finding a new gender

“It” is accurate.

Furry ass motherucker. 🤮

🤮🤮🤮🤮💀💀

That's good.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

theyre probably buying a furry suit off of amazon

I can't draw humans.

“EeRM now I’m actually cowgender”

I can only draw animals and vehicles.

thats exactly what i cannot draw...

“I identify as a cutting board”

Maybe when I finish with this project I'm making I can give you pointers.

“I identify as a rope”

help apparently "gamergender" exits ;-;

“I identify as gender itself”

i AM gender

Please no..

kill me now

GUYS IM ACTUALLY BINARY. I AM LITERAL COMPUTER CODING.

IRS A REAL FUCKING THING I GOOGLED IT

Oh yes, I draw guns too, kek.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

Holy shit that’s badass

idk why people yell at people about misgendering

like

A gender that is about gaming

Thanks, I thought it pretty mediocre myself, though.

I think the completed silhouette pigeon man will turn out the best.

cool :D

“HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER ME AND NOT RESPECT ME BEING A BISEXUAL THEY/THEM/MO/MO COWGENDER TRANSGENDER ASEXUAL FEM-MASCULINE MAN!”

lol

Ikr?

WADE ILL ALWAYS RESPECT YOUR COWGENDERNESS

Cowgender? At this point I think the "LGBTQ craze" is being MILKED.

OMG THANK YOUUU IVE BEEN ACCEPTED AS A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. NOW I MUST TAKE IT OVER AND MAKE EVERYONE LIKE ME

LMAO

lol funny story

YES WADE WE VALIDATE YOU. IMMA MAKE MY WHOLE BIO DEDICATED TO YOUR STORY

there was this nonbinary kid and they wanted to be friends with me and they were like what are your pronouns? and im like she/her im a girl and theyre like "ummm boring" like girl????

I AM ALSO GIRAFFEGENDER AT LEAST 3 HOURS A DAY

lol

The fuck is wrong with people lmao

this is why i hate people

That's like a schizophrenic saying "ummm boring" when you tell them you don't have any demonic apparitions. Pay no mind to them.

At least animals can’t tell you about their pronouns

real

“You see demons? I breathe colors. Loser!”

theres probably demongender too ;-;

I wouldn’t be surprised

yep it exists

Half of the shit we’ve been saying rn is worthy of the quotebook lmao

fr

Wade…I actually did it

No fucking way, I bet there’s a sonic the hedgehog gender

IT EXISTS WTF

OMGGGG U FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IM GIRAFFEGENDER HALF OF THE DAY! HOW DARE U MISGENDER MEEE IM GONNA KILL MYSELFF

oh no

NOO WADE DONT DO THAT ILL FIX IT RIGHT NOW AND MAKE YOU SOME GENDER AFFIRMING COOKIES SO YOU FEEL BETTER

oh nah this post HAS to be for a reaction, right

OMMMMGGG THANK YOUUU I FORGOT TO MENTION I AM ALSO BATMANGENDER AT MIDNIGHT

omg im so depressed i came out as dreamgender (i identify as the youtuber dream ofc)! and my parents called me a failure :( im depressed now

It’s as real as 9/11. So not real at all-

9/11 is real; the way it is presented in the media is not real at all.

Omg I’m so sorry your parents are so mean, how dare they not accept you! I personally identify as cowgender, half GIRAFFEGENDER, and partial BATMANGENDER

WADIE POO I FIXED IT FOR YOU

lol I was joking

OMGGG U FORGOT TO MENTION MH BATMAN GENDERRR IM GONNA CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER

oop

HELLo

OMGG UR BATMANPHOBIC!

WADE ILL FIX IT. ARE THERE ANY MORE GENDERS I NEED TO ADD?

I’m also straight

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

You.

*instantly kills chat*

im so quirky i only have crushes on people who like cats who are white

Why do you go and say "mhm" on ancient posts for no reason?

eh

Ok I gotchu

idk it is the ways of apple

Do you have brain placque?

If you answer no, I'll assume you forgot you had it.

*plaque

Correcting a typo because you have nothing better to do...

lol

How bored are you?

so bored i came to talk to you

yayyyy ily apple

Well, today just isn't your day.

I am the most boring person you can talk to.

OK WADE I FIXED IT PLEASE DONT SLIT YOUR WRISTS OVER IT

eh

hru apple??????????

terrible

im at .... SCHOOL

BLEGH URGH UGHHHH

EW

IM AT SCHOOL TOO WERE TWINSIES

man, i remember when i woke up at 1 pm.. such good time

NUH UH

*times

where did everyone go XD

yeah i always kill the chat

its so strange

yuh

no offesne tho

Maybe, just maybe... you're unamusing.

yea..

Have you ever thought about that?

where did everyone go

UP YOUR ANUS AND AROUND THE CORNER.

there was liek wade and siarra they dipped ig

Shut up.

I'll lacerate you in places you didn't even know existed.

me???

WHERE DID PISS BABY GO. hopefully moo didn’t kill GIRRAFES self over my misgendering

yeah i think he dipped but idk

PISS BABY WHERE ARE YOU

No, the other incessant nuisance in this chat... yes, you.

WHERES PISS BABY

lol

x triple i pretty bitches never die ! ! ! ! !

That's an accurate description of how "Kuromi_Forever" was conceived.

Well, that and inbreeding.

Why am I such a threat to you guys?????? I just want to be in peace as a quirky little catgendered person.

no yea this DEFINITELY fake

Oh it’s here

Also, please respect my pronouns, I use they/it/meow/nyan.

It’s not, trust me

PISS BABY WE MISSED YOU

PISS BABY

EXPLAIN THE SITUATION WITH ME

Internet issues

Yea we been calling you it haven’t we? Stfu

Not really but sort of

no it is

wow

i also have suspicions

WDYM

I don't think we're the "threatened" ones here...

Wade is cow gender now. And for at least half of the day giraffe gender and at night Batmangender Respect fuck/bags/moo/GIRRAFE/ batman/piss baby’s pronouns because piss baby deserves it so much. Moo is also straight #respectingwadesidentity OMGGGGGG THANK YOUUU

Did not read.

"catgendered" is actually so wild i cant even

Jake doesn’t understand your new identity

lol nice

lol

HOW DARE HE

That’s my bio

I DONT

PLEASE EXPLAIN

JAKE THATS COW/BATMAN/GIRAFFE PHOBIC

I DON'T WANT TO MISGENDER PISS BABY

Pissgender.

WELL I AM NOW COWGENDER. BUT I FEEL HALF GIRAFFEGENDER, AND THEN AG MIDNIGHT I AM BATMANGENDER, BUT I AM ALSO STRAIGHT. IM ALSO PISSGENDER WHEN IM BATMAN GENDER

imma identify as a problem if these 8 year olds believe that being an animal is a gender...

OKAY

ANIMALS ARE NOT A GENDER

ACCEPT ME OR I WILL KILL MYSLEF

Do I need to add Pissgender?

DAMN OKAY

HOW DARE YOU! YOU WILL BE CANCELLED ON WITTET

8 year olds keep popping up on my tiktok

Yes

this is why chinese tiktok is superior

Ok Wade but im running out of space

If I randomly disappear my internet disconnected

oh shit, lots of genders

L bozo

I WILL CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER! DO U WANNA BE IN MY SUICIDE NOTE!?

Ok Wade the updated bio

NO WADE PLEASE DONT I ADDED PISSGENDER

YES FINALLY I FEEL ACCEPTED

i will ad #respectwadesidentity as a joke for like an hour XD

Wade accurately depicting half of gen z and millennials

isnt it weird gen alpha is taking over wje

EW YEAH

GROSS

I genuinely apologize for bringing you into this but we are respecting wade so he feels validated

This is quotebook worthy Jake

Omggg thank youuuu

Like this isn’t lmfao

sooo ummmm do i have any quotes yet

That is a masterpiece lmao

I’m keeping my new bio forever Wade

blud

OMG I WILL FOREVER BE ACCEPTED! YEEEEESSSS

wade did you get posessed

Wade in three months I’m bringing this back to haunt you

omg in three months it wil be april

Lmao I can’t wait

This is a riot and so fucking retarded which makes it funnier

lolll

You’ll be accepted by everyone!

OMGGG YAAAAS