And jokes

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Should be good night and walk walk home.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.