And jokes

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣