And jokes

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"