And jokes
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iโm sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Whatโs the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Memes
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Old members come back, weโre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why donโt orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Boys: โHey, can Billy come out and play baseball?โ
Mom: โThat would be fine, but he hasnโt come out of his room since Friday.โ
Boys: โHave you checked the closet?โ
Whatโs the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister canโt take a joke about cocks in bed.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. ๐
Whatโs the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.