And jokes

Mama

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Gold

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Fam

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iโ€™m sorry!"

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Difference

Whatโ€™s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

Memes

Grandma

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

Video

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Member

Old members come back, weโ€™re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Apple

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Duck

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Orphan

Why donโ€™t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Closet

Boys: โ€œHey, can Billy come out and play baseball?โ€

Mom: โ€œThat would be fine, but he hasnโ€™t come out of his room since Friday.โ€

Boys: โ€œHave you checked the closet?โ€

Cock

Whatโ€™s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister canโ€™t take a joke about cocks in bed.

Bar

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. ๐Ÿ’€

Orphan

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Priest

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

Girl

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Look

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.