An ankle jokes

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.