An ankle jokes

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼