An ankle jokes

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Ahhhhhhh!

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.