Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
why cant americans play chess...
because they lost 2 towers
What is the American virus? diabetes.
This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".
like this if your an american
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
